despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

habeenki:

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy

chessys:

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

cameoappearance:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ the45thpresidentialruger:
“Never talk to me or my 42 trees again
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it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a...

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jumpingjacktrash:

the45thpresidentialruger:

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

tchaikovskaya:

hoebutmadefashion:

kimbras:

weedcellar:

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

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im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

*submits this to the library of congress as a culturally and historically important document*

stinkyhat:

stinkyhat:

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took a while but i did it

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rosesau:

some of you never had your favorite band have a massive announcement and that was a perfume and then a year another massive announcement and it was another perfume and then a year later another massive announcement and it was another perfume and a time when they didnt have a massive announcement and they told you via facebook that a beloved member would be leaving the band and tbh it shows

girls4thor:

People who do their eyebrows and eyeshadow before foundation are agents of satan I think.

punishmedolans:
“@yourfriendandre: 🖤🥀
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spacesocialist:

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stan twitter introduced to concept of reading

venusisfortransbians:

literallyaflame:

in 2019 we’re bringing back 2009 scene culture. everyone dust off your knee high converse. get out your hot topic band tees. dig up your rubber bracelets. i’m buying 27 cans of hair spray as we speak. i’m making you a cookie and i’m gonna fucking eated it

This post broke into my house and stole all my black nail polish and eyeliner

liamssoloalbum:

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Just stating facts ✨

ngl lol this site really made me stop liking harry as much just by the sheer volume of posts i’d see about him. i’m tired of seeing things about him now unless it’s something funny

fuckersupreme:

toesucker:

ok, let me explain

I’ve never really done anything like this before. I just wanted to make a comic based on the greatest post on this website and I wanted it to become more and more detailed as it went along. It took me a little over a year to finish and it was all made without using a tablet.

Please click on the individual images to get the full experience. Thank you.

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This is the fucking best thing in the entire world. I love this so much!

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